Kung Pao Fu - A God Hand Fansite

An all girls’ fight… argh! (One of them is highly likely to turn into a demon) All right, see the 2 ladies closest to you? Face one of them (make sure you angle yourself correctly) and taunt her over, then take her down. Repeat the same for the next three.

Against the zebra-striped lady, throw an explosive can nearby at her and she’ll come over on her own. Deal with her very carefully, especially her triple kicks. Once she’s down, taunt the rest of the ladies to deal with them one by one. Remember to refill as much TP as possible.

There’s one robot thug immediately to your right as you begin, so don’t let him take the first move. Once down, notice the 2 robot ladies to your front. Look in the direction of just one of them and taunt her over. Whatever you do, don’t get to close to the other one so that she won’t join the fight.

Once the first lady is down, the 2 thugs (one of them holds a metal rod) at the back are likely to come over. Now that things get a little out of hand, do a Typhoon Kick or unleash your godhand. If you don’t have either, quickly run out of the tight area you’re in to avoid getting cornered. Do face kicks if you need to separate them (this won’t work on LV Die though). Also, be careful of the robot lady; she may attempt to self-destruct near you. You can prevent this by punching her to death first before she explodes.

Soon enough 3 more enemies will join the fight – 1 elite robot + 2 regular robots. Do not let any of them pick up the metal rod from the previous robot. Pick it up yourself and throw it at any of them immediately to prevent them from ever picking it up. Then finish

Your job here is to save the girl. Oh wow how surprising! =P This is so easy it’s not even funny. Just pick up a nearby object and throw it at the baddie and he’ll die in one hit. Repeat this 4 times and the lady you just saved will reward you with TP, yay!

Against the only 2 other enemies in this area, you can practically throw objects at them to death… if you want to. =P It’s impossible to separate the two since they stand too close for you to taunt just one over.

The moment you enter the room before the battle even begins, turn to your left and break the objects UP TO the barrel. The barrel should drop a green card. After picking it up, turn around, stick to the wall and run to the others side and break the objects there until a cutscene plays.

These three are basically the same as in stage 2. Problem is that you'll be facing them 2 by 2 this time, which makes things a lot more annoying.

First, you deal with Bruce and Felix. Bruce (the skinny ass) is always the most annoying so take him out ASAP with your godhand (hopefully you have it prepared), and a roulette (preferably Dragon Kick if you can line both of them up) if you have enough orbs. If not, run around and break all the objects to see if there’re any cards. Just finish Bruce off ASAP by all means possible. You can also spam High Side Kick cancels if you get the chance.

Once he’s down, Conchita will join the fight. She has less health than Felix and Felix has moves that can hurt his own comrades so I suggest killing off Conchita first. Your best option now is to unleash godhand and if you don't have enough TP, break the barrel near the door you entered from for a bikini card. Hit Conchita as fast as you can and add in a spank at the end before you lose your godhand. That alone should take out a majority of her health.

With Felix left alone, the rest should be simple. Always stay close to him (of punching distance) and break his guard anytime you can. As long as you stay close enough to him, your punches can interrupt his attacks anytime. You can abuse both Chain Yanker + Yes Man Kablaam and High Side Kick cancels for an easy win.

There’s a robot thug to your right. Behind the crates at the end are two robots, one of them elite. You can taunt the elite over from a distance behind him and that will single him out. The non-elite will remain where he is unless you get too close. Once both are down, pull the switch, break all the objects, pick up what you need and jump upstairs.

Here, your objective is to turn on the 3 switches blocked by some stomping machines. Obviously, to get to the switch you have to destroy the machines, but there’re 2 of them moving around the area that would love to flatten you. You can destroy them too but you don’t have to.

Turning on a switch will call upon 3 robot thugs. Deal with them anyway you like, but for personal entertainment, you might want to try luring either of the moving machines into flattening them by accident. =D One of these 6 thugs may turn into a demon.

Turning the third/last switch on will open the door nearby. Inside is the Little Devil challenge you have been waiting for (or not). =P

If your enemy level is high, this may get really annoying. Your objective is to destroy the car but unfortunately there’re a couple enemies who’d do anything to fail you, so you really have no choice but to kill them off first. In total, there’s 1 robot lady to the left, 2 thugs with sledgehammers to the right and 1 wrestler on the opposite side.

The sledgehammer thugs can make things really ugly really fast, so I suggest you taking them out first ASAP. The easy way out is to do Typhoon Kick on all of them. It should either kill them instantly or leave them near-dead. If not, unleash godhand (if you have it) and then pick up the sledgehammers and throw it at the remaining enemies. When you’re done, roundhouse-cancel the car to victory.

Back outside, jump down the ladder and kick 2 robot ladies’ ass. It’s a tight area; you may want to counter them with a Low Roundhouse Kick or Reverse Sweep to make them fall over, then continue with Heel Drop + Launch Kick etc (all free moves) on one to kill her off fast

Oh man, oh man. This stage was horror to me the first time I played but no worries. You shall kick ass =) See the explosive can around the corner? Pick it up and proceed past the bridge. Pull the switch on the right and a platform will lower 3 ladies (1 elite). Aim at the center one (the elite) and throw the can at her from a safe distance. Depending on your enemy level, the 2 non-elites may die instantly. If not, deal with them the usual way.

Once done with the first wave, go over to where you picked up the explosive can and break the first box you see; it will drop a rocket launcher. Pick it up, walk past the bridge again and pull the second switch to lower 5 more enemies. Again, aim at the center and fire the rocket launcher (press X) and it should hit all of them. If you haven’t encountered a demon so far, one of these 5 is more than likely to bring you one. If not, throw the rocket launcher at anyone who remains alive, preferably the elite robot thug, then deal with the rest the usual way.

After this, 5 ladies will appear from the door at the end. They’re optional, meaning you can entirely skip them if you want to by running past them and going straight for the door they came out from. But if you want to fight them, I suggest using the best roulette you see fit (keep your godhand for later). Don’t forget that there’s another explosive can that you can use at the end of the bridge.

Walk up the path and you’ll be locked in a cage with 4 lady robots; A Typhoon Kick will kill them all instantly. Then, you’ll meet with the intimidating trident demon… but no worries. Once you know the trick to dealing with him, he’s quite the pie.

The point is to always stay close to him (punch-able distance). Keep punching until he attempts to swing his trident at you. The pattern is that he swings them 3 times. Just duck the first 1~2 swings and then quickly jab him before his 3rd swing; this is guaranteed to result in a counter. Then, keep punching until he swings again, rinse and repeat. Countering him a few times will eventually dizzy him, so make sure to get in that pummel (and Yes Man Kablaam). At the end of a pummel, the demon may drop his trident, and if he does, you can always choose to pick it up or leave it for later. I say leave it for later.

Once over, 2~4 robot skinny asses + robot ladies will appear (the ladies appear only on LV Die). Take them out the normal way, break all remaining objects, pick up the trident and proceed to the next ‘cage’.

In here, you’ll deal with 1 zebra-striped lady and wrestler. From a safe distance, launch them with the trident (press /\) and they’ll fly and hit the cage, taking lots of damage thanks to the cage being electrified (which also means you should be careful not to touch it). Keep doing this until both die.

After those two, a very special enemy who appears only once in the entire game will show up. This dude’s really slow but he’s capable of sustaining your attacks and proceeding with his regardless, so always be on the look out to duck any of his palm whacks (they dizzy you really easily). Kill him the same way with the trident.

Azel is very much like Gene himself; he’s capable of doing a number of your moves and roulettes. He’s also very evasive, which makes it quite hard to land consecutive punches on him. You can try breaking his guard but it’s often luck-based since he mostly dodges rather than guard.

Azel does a lot of Head Slicer (duck to avoid), Divine Smash (side dodge in time), Shockwave (side dodge), Kung Fu Tango (back flip away; you don’t even have this yet) and La Bomba roulettes (also back flip). He is very likely to do either Head Slicer, Divine Smash or Shockwave if you manage to launch him in any way. One of the most possible ways to do is to beat him in his little “pummel contest” where he starts pummeling you and you’ll have to mash O to retaliate. Just mash all face buttons to win.

Unfortunately, Azel has very few weaknesses. At random times, he may be vulnerable to roundhouse-cancels but it doesn’t last long. You can also spam tackle (dash + []) with a little risk. Doing Low Roundhouse Kick is a good way to counter him when up close but it’s not entirely abuse-able due to Azel’s tendency to spam roulettes.

The easiest, fastest and cheapest way that I know of is to abuse the Chain Yanker + Yes Man Kablaam tactic to refill your TP. When it's full, unleash godhand and spam Fist of Justice with Azel stuck between you and a wall. You can kill a LV 2 Azel in a single unleash if you do it right.

The pots laid around the battlefield can be used to throw at him but I suggest only doing it if your enemy level is low. A high-level Azel is more than likely to do a long-range roulette on you if you get too far from him in your attempt to throw a pot.

The first enemy you face is a robot skinny ass. He’s alone so he should be easy. Once done, look to the left and you’ll see a rocket fatty; stand from a good distance and taunt him over. The rocket fatties are no different from a regular fatty. They are only capable of one more attack, which is to shoot rockets from the launcher on their backs (duck to avoid).

After him, taunt the whip-lady in the center over (or throw the explosive can) and deal with her carefully. You’re welcome to use godhand if you have it since she has a lot of HP. When she’s defeated, the door at the end will open to reveal another rocket fatty but he will remain stationary unless you get too close. From a safe distance, taunt the 2 ladies (they’re likely to come together) and deal with them the usual way, then take out the rocket fatty alone.

Remember to break all the objects here, especially the 2 barrels where the ladies were for a bikini card and a strawberry.

Dr Ion has 3 forms and the only thing that differs in each form is his right arm, which is either a regular fist, drill, or rocket.

Against his fist and drill forms, stay close to him at all times and keep punching until he shows signs of attack, then side dodge/back flip (depending on his attack) and then return to rinse and repeat. If Dr Ion fires his fist at you, duck to avoid. Against his rocket form, simply duck all his rockets. It’s the easiest of Dr Ion’s attacks to avoid.

Dr Ion never guards so you can’t do guard breaks, but he does get dizzy easily after a number of punches, then do Yes Man Kablaam twice and pummel. You can definitely spam Chain Yanker + Yes Man Kablaam in this battle for an easy win, but do not choose God Stomp for roulettes. Also, the godhand + Fist of Justice tactic will NOT work on him.