+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++ GODHAND – GAME SCRIPT ++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Script put together by Ryman Edited by CaT http://kungpaofu.com ============ | PROLOGUE | ============ Radio Narrator : In the days before time, an angel filled with pride fell from the heavens to a life in exile as the demon king Angra, filled with spite and hatred, Angra spearheaded the charge of demons and spectres to overthrow the world of mortal men. However a man appeared with the power of god sealed in his arms and used this power to once again send Angra into exile. The people, greatful that the threat of Angra had subsided, bestowed upon the man the title of God Hand. Legend states that, although the man is long since gone, a single clan continues to this day to defend his arms, which they call the God Hands, and the power held within. Those who possess this power are capable of becoming either god or demon. =========== | STAGE 1 | =========== Gene : (Strained) WAAATEERRRRRrrrr... Olivia : Gene........this place reeks! Gene : I know. Wait, you don't expect me to mop up do ya? Olivia : Come on, those guys are cake! Gene : Not to mention, much sexier than you! Olivia : Weeeellll...your sexy little friends, they're coming for a dance! Gene : They're still sexier than you are. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Olivia : Let's stay in that hotel. (Scene changes to inside said hotel) Olivia : I'll search for their base from here. Gene : Ahhhhhhhh......much better. Olivia : Gene! Are you listening!? Gene : Ah have fun, got nuthin' to do with me. Olivia : Impossible! (Olivia sneakily sticks something on Gene's back) Olivia : (Whispers to self) Yes! (A random villager screams outside) (Gene and Olivia witness the villager getting his arm chopped off >.<) Gene : Hmmm, must be huntin' season... (Gene has a flashback to when he lost his arm) Olivia : (Whispers) It's time to get to buisness Gene. (Scene change - Outside the hotel) Blue demon thug : What the hell!? Gene : Huh? Blue demon thug : Check your back, smartass! Gene : Son of a bitch! (Shouts) DAMN IT OLIVIA! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Belze : Azel, as the newest member of the Four Devas, you had better have a good reason for calling us here... Azel : I've discovered the one in possession of the God Hand. Elvis : Sure about that? Azel : I can feel it. Shannon : Look at his left arm, he IS a God Hand. Azel : God Hand is so blase...........Call me the Devil Hand. Belze : I don't care what you call yourself, I don't trust dirty humans. Azel : Hmph! Your kind is so incredibly stubborn. Belze : Humans will be nothing more than worker bees creating honey in our paradise! Shannon : Mmmm, I can think of other things to do with mortal men, soooooo many uses they can be such wonderful toys. Elvis : You loco chica no way! Let ME deal with this human cabron! Shannon : (Shouts angrily) SHUT UP FATASS! Belze : Get your legs off my TABLE! (PHOOM! Blue fire engulfs the table briefly.) Belze : Elvis, find out if this human truly is the God Hand. Elvis : You're the boss. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (A villager is on his knees in front of a thug and his fatty friend, a green midget is behind the villager.) Villager : AAAH! AH! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! (The above goes on for a while, until....) Fatty : (Whispers) Aww Vivi (Out loud) Sic 'em! (The poison chihuahua bites the villager who then starts writhing on the ground in pain) Fatty : If you want some blood serum, come and get it! (The serum in question is passed onto the midget) Thug : Hahaa! Come and get it! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mr. Sliver : HEY! SWEETY! You're not going anywhere until you answer our quiz question! Mr. Gold : He's such a SEXY man, just my type! Gene : I'm not that kinda guy! Mr. Sliver : Question time sweetcheeks! What's the name of our boss? Mr. Gold : ELVIS! E-L-V-I-S! Gene : Like I give a shit! Mr. Sliver : Unfortunately, time's up baby! Mr. Gold : AWWWWWWWwwwwww ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Gene : Finally! A boss fight! Elvis : Hahahahaha! This little Huevon is the God Hand! Oh that's rich! (Elvis destroys his desk, drops his cigar and stamps it out, only to pick it up and relight it again) Elvis : A la mierda! Gene : What's the matter? You on a tight budget, big guy? Elvis : You know what? I'm getting a bit hungry, and a little Huevon sounds like it would hit the spot! Gene : You need to feed your brain, not your ass! Elvis : I hope you fight HALF as good as you talk cabron! Gene : Find out for yourself! Elvis : YEEEEEAAAHHH! I don't think you realise what you're getting yourself into, pendejo! Gene : News flash big guy, you can wax on, wax off all you like. I'm still...kicking your ass! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Elvis : GET READY! CAUSE I'M REALLY GONNA GIVE TO Y-AHHHHHH! (Elvis falls through the floor) Elvis : Hey! You the big nice hero right? How about giving me a hand here! Gene : Huh? Elvis : Come on, come on, come on! Gene : Oh I'll help you out all right. Elvis : ALLA MIERDA! YAHHHHH! (Gene kicks Elvis down through the floor) Elvis : (To himself) Hmmmm, he really gave it to me all right. (Elvis leaves the mansion in a very silly fashion) Gene : See ya around.....fat boy. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Belze : He's late! Why must fat and slow always apply to Elvis? Shannon : He probably stopped to feed that fat face of his. Elvis : Hahahaha, perdón a me. I got a bit hungry and could barely move! (Elvis walks across a very thin ledge and plomps onto his seat) Elvis : You know if some people hadn't passed by? I woulda starved! Shannon : You eat enough of that filthy meat for us all! Sure explains your breath. Elvis : Hehehehehe, don't act like you hate eating human chica! My breath is minty fresh! Shannon : Asshole! Get away from me! Belze : (Smacks the table) Elvis, what happened? Elvis : Hm? AH! See, boss, that's definitely 100% pure God Hand. Belze : Elvis? Elvis : Hm? Belze : Can you capture him alive? Elvis : ME!? Catch that crazy gringo? Nah, you first boss! Shannon : Hmmmm I'll do it! This guy sounds like fun! Elvis : No way, he's mine! Shannon : Damn it! Make up your mind! (Brief pause as tempers settle down) Shannon : You can go, oh but don't you kill him. I wanna have some fun with him first! Belze : Mmm at last our time has come! We shall dispose of this so-called savior and reign despair upon humankind. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ =========== | STAGE 2 | =========== Gene : HEY! OLIVIA! Olivia : Oh Gene, you're back. Gene : Don't "You're back" me! I just about died because of you! Olivia : But the God Hand saved you, didn't it. Gene : It's strong but it's a pain in the ass! You should try it for a while! Olivia : Let's 'axe' it! Gene : Nice one. Olivia : You wanna keep it huh? Well I've heard rumors that people who go to town never come back. Gene : Let me guess? You want me to check it out. Olivia : Awww, you volunteer. Gene : You knew I would. Sounds right up my alley. Olivia : Well then? Time to get goin' champ! (Gene proceeds to leave the hotel room) Gene : Should never have helped that PSYCHO NUTCASE! ARGH! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Random thug : You want some of this, boy? Captive villager : AAAAAAAH! HELP ME! GET AWAY FROM ME FATTY! Thugs : AHAHAHA! FATTY! HAHAHAHA! Captive Villager : SOMEBODY HELP! OH SHIT! OH SHIT, SHIT, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (It's flashback time again!) Gene : Damn I'm poor! Olivia : Stop it! Help! Felix : Try it lady! Olivia : Somebody! Please! Gene : Those punks don't know how to treat a lady! Olivia : HEEEELP! PLEEEEEASE! Felix : What the? Bruce : Not me you idiot! Him! Gene : If you're looking for love you're looking in the wrong place! (Looks at Olivia) Scram sweetheart. Felix : HAH! What do the 5 fingers........(struggles to think).......say to the face? SMACK! (Felix punches Gene to the ground and then grabs him, Bruce then slices his right arm off!) Bruce : Heh just another useless human arm. Felix : Useless? Bruce : Yeah look! Felix : Uhhh gross! Bruce : Piece o crap! (Bruce and Felix leave the now armless Gene alone) Felix : (Muttering quietly) God hand....god hand ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Conchita : You! That's a nice right arm ya got there! Bruce : This is the loser we messed up on our walkabout? Felix : Madame Conchita, he's got a new arm huh? Gene : It's payback time! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Bruce : (Gets up grunting in pain) That arm is the God Hand right? Gene : Thanks to you guys I've gotten to be quite popular with the hellish set! Conchita : Hellish? I prefer super tropical, your arm is OURS! Felix : I bet you're not really popular in hell! (The three make a run for it, with Felix charging through the metal-walled exit) Gene : What the...? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Brown thug : Why the hell are we doing this again? Both thugs : Haha! SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!! Elvis : Coño! Will you treat the bodies with some respect! (Elvis punches the thugs into the stratosphere.) Gene : Hey big guy! Sounds like you're in a jam! Now you're gonna have to bury me yourself! Elvis : HAHAHAHAHA! These gravestones aren't yours, cabron. I want you alive! Gene : Shouldn't you be digging your own grave now big guy? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Elvis : I'm so hungry...ah....I think I'm gonna..........STAAAARVE! Gene : What the hell? That works for me. Elvis : You got to do what you got to do, once I get a snack you're mine cabron! (Elvis then runs off, yelling.....something, and crashes through the gate) Gene : You're either really honest or really stupid. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Belze : You're late! Shannon : He was probably chasing a piece of ass. Elvis : Pardon, I had to help this old man......with arthritis. Shannon : *gasp* Unbelieveable, the first demon with a conscience! Elvis : That old guy had no meat on his scrawny bones. Do you have any idea how tough meat that old is? Do you? Belze : What happened already!? Elvis : Oh yeah! The cabron. You're not gonna be catchin him easy. That God Hand's serious business. Belze : He's still human isn't he? Shannon : Pathhhhhhhetic! I'd have seduced him and drawn out every last drop of sweet red blood! Belze : All right Shannon! It's time to invite him to your little show! Shannon : I've already sent him......an invitation. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ =========== | STAGE 3 | =========== Gene : OW! That fat moron's no joke! Olivia : Gene! Gene : What? Olivia : I found this in our room. Here look. Gene : Isn't this a demon seal? What an evil bitch! Olivia : I want you to help those people. Gene : What!? Don't you look at me like that! Olivia : Well you do have the God Hand! Gene : All right already I'll go! But they know we're here now, we need to find a safer place. Olivia : Awww Gene, you're worried about me! Gene : No way! (Gene proceeds to leave) Gene : (Whispers) I'm gonna get her back one of these days! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (A bus comes out of nowhere, drops off a gorilla wrestler reading a paper and drives off) (Said Gorilla sees Gene, puts down the paper and walks toward him) Gene : Wait! You're not a human are you? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (Get ready for the Midget Power Rangers!) Red Midget : Card gone wild! JOKER! Yellow Midget : One hard gangsta! DIAMOND! Green Midget : You can find me at the.....CLUB! Blue Midget : Have your pet neutered or SPADE! Pink Midget : Owowowow I'm hurts.....I mean HEARTS! Red Midget : Together we are the........... All together : MAD MIDGET FIVE!!!!! Gene : Douchebags! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Red Midget : FORMATIOOOOOOOOOOOON........Z! (The midgets line up, hands on each others' arses) Red Midget : Next time we'll deal you a KILLER hand! (Midgets turn around and literally start rolling away!) Gene : Keep on rollin'! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Shannon : And now for our special guest! This should prove to be a wonderful show! Gene : Hate to burst your bubble, but I'm no one's toy! But if you're after a playmate, I know this one girl! Shannon : You just don't understand women! There can never be two queens. (Shannon puts on a show whilst Gene has a drink) Shannon : Looks like this dog can be trained after all! Gene : The only bitch that needs training is you! Shannon : So you're gonna train me huh? First man I've met who's ever said that! Gene : Really? I figured a girl like you'd hear that all the time! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Shannon : I have never been so embarrassed! Gene : I know. I always seem to exceed women's expectations. Shannon : You certainly exceeded mine! Gene : Ah yes another satisfied customer! Shannon : This is farewell.....for now. (Cue the magic bus again!) Shannon : Next time you won't be disappointed. Gene : A Bus?! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Belze : Shannon! It seems you've failed us as well! Elvis : Hey....don't talk to her like that. Belze : Remember who's in charge. Shannon : I won't make excuses! You just have to let me finish what I've started! Belze : We want him alive. Azel : I'll do it. Elvis : Shut up human! You think we'd let filth like you screw this up?! Shannon : Elvis shut up. (To Belze) Just let me make that man my slave! Belze : Grrr enough! I'm going to try Dr. Ion. Elvis : Que? You gonna use a cheap tin can for THIS!? Belze : If Dr. Ion can capture the God Hand he can take your place in the Four Devas! Elvis : (Angry) AAAA! If you replace me with that stupid toy, these meetings won't go any smoother! Shannon : Sometimes I think all we do is hold these ridiculous meetings. Azel : Pitiful. I'm gonna do this MY way! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ =========== | STAGE 4 | =========== Gene : Why is it that every woman I know is trying to make me her pet? Olivia : Hmmmmmm, isn't it because you're a little puppy? You know I like dogs! Gene : I... gotta go. Olivia : That's perfect! Since you're going out, I'd like you to destroy this mobile fort for me. Gene : Hey now! You should do your own dirty work! Olivia : I checked it out. They're using the fort to dig up some sort of evil. Gene : Checked it out? Listen, do me a favor. Stay here and be a good girl! (Olivia looks at him funny) Gene : What? Olivia : I KNEW you cared about me! Gene : You're crazy! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Conchita : HOLD IT! Gene : (sigh) Conchita : Give up the God Hand NOW! Gene : Only thing I'm givin up is an asskickin'! Felix : But we want the arm! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Conchita : We'll let you off with a pass this time! Bruce : You better get stronger before next time! Felix : Yeah, you're all talk. (Door opens and the three stooges run away in a cowardly fashion.) Gene : You're all a bunch of freakin' idiots! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Conchita : We'll get the God Hand next time. Azel : You should consider a change in careers. Bruce : Heh! Who do you think you are you filthy human! All 3 Stooges : YAAAAAAHHHH! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Gene : You're not a demon, what are you? Azel : You and I? We're polar opposites. If you are the God Hand, then I am the Devil Hand. Gene : Those who posess this power are capable of becoming either god or demon, you chose demon huh? Azel : Now it's time........you danced with the devil! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Azel : I see, you've grown accustomed to the God Hand's power. Gene : Wait! Why did you sell your soul to the demons? Azel : In a world where only the strong survive, only the strongest of the strong rule. I have no interest in pointless distinctions between humans and demons. Ah yes....you're taking good care of my fiancee right? Gene : Fiancee? Azel : Forget it. We'll chat another time. Gene : (To himself) She never told me. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Gene : What the? That thing must be charging. Hey! Don't blow a circuit there old man! Dr. Ion's bird : DIE! DIE! Gene : Bring it on tin can! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Gene : Out of batteries? (Dr. Ion struggles to get back to his chair.) Gene : If you want this so bad, come and GET IT! (Gene sticks a severed live wire right into Dr. Ion's ARSE >.<) Gene : So much for old sparky! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Shannon : Dr. Ion was such a great idea. Elvis : I TOLD you so boss. Belze : Azel, it appears you've failed us as well. Azel : (Angrily) I went to evaluate his power! I have no need to explain myself! Belze : You humans are truly selfish creatures! You are nothing but the world's most successful parasites! Azel : Hahahahahaha! And you think demons are superior? Belze : To achieve our paradise we must remake this world. History has proven that humans are too weak to bring about any REAL changes. Shannon : Azel's right! Who cares about being superior? I care only about my fantasies! Elvis : Shannon! Now you like that know-it-all pendejo? Shannon : Shut up you greasy idiot! Elvis : Belze PLEASE! Give me another shot at that cabron God Hand! Belze : Do not fail! Especially not in demon form! Elvis : I'm a hundred times more powerful as a true demon! Belze : Very well.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ =========== | STAGE 5 | =========== Gene : Hey, Olivia? Olivia : What's the matter? Gene : What is this about Devil Hand's fiancee? Olivia : You met him huh? Gene : Not only did I meet him, he damn near killed me! Asshole! Olivia : I'm sorry. I suppose it's about time I started telling you the truth... (It's flashback time! Complete with narration!) Olivia : My father was head of the clan charged with protecting the God Hands from demon kind, I became engaged to Azel through an arrangement by our parents. However a year ago Azel snatched away one of the God Hands, changing into the human personification of evil and taking on the name of Devil Hand. He dedicated himself to finding the other God Hand and began a campaign of terror within the clan. My father entrusted me with protecting the remaining God Hand and I ran away to escape certain death. Perhaps the only the surviving members of my clan are Azel and I. Everyone else died defending the remaining God Hand. (Flashback ends, PHEW!) (Gene attempts to console the now crying Olivia.) Gene : If he chose to be a demon then I must become a god. (Olivia stops crying.) Gene : So, uhhh, what base did he get to? Olivia : Don't worry, nothing happened! Gene : Ah! phew! That's what I thought! All right! So where's next? Olivia : A floating bazaar. Gene : I'll need a yacht! Olivia : It's not enough for a yacht but take this. (Olivia gives Gene a little spending money.) Gene : Ahhh....been turning tricks huh? Olivia : Asshole! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (We see 3 thugs, 1 fatty, 1 in orange & 1 in blue, laughing at a drowning villager.) Blue thug : (Sarcastically) Don't worry, we'll help you! (He throws a metal ring at the villager and misses.) Orange thug : You're worthless! My turn! (This thug is successful, dead on! The villager starts panicking.) Orange thug : Come on! Swim! Come on, swim for it! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (Three thugs jump onto a boat that Gene is riding, then all of a sudden, heavy guitar can be heard.) Thugs : Huh? What? Where? Green thug : Over there! (He points up towards an archway where we see the mysterious bad guitarist, Ravel.) Ravel : I'd like to thank my fans for coming out today! I think you all know this song! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ravel : You've been a wonderful audience! Long live the guitar! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (Gene walks into a courtyard only to see Ravel's back! He plays some bad guitar for a while before speaking.) Ravel : Time for the encore! This time we've got a special guest! Hittin' the drums, Debussy! Debussy : THANK YOU! Boomphfftaboomphfftaboomphfftaboomphffta, r-r-r-represent! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Gene : You again? Ya know, stalkers aren't very popular with the ladies and looking at you, you need all the help you can get. Bald! And.....and you're-- Elvis : Aw that's enough, cabron! Gene : Hahahaha! Man! You're a little big to be the sensitive type! So what is it today? Elvis : Well, did you enjoy your time with Shannon, cabron? Gene : Ah you came to pay for her lessons. Elvis : Lessons! Pendejo! What did you do with my Shannon?! Gene : Come on! You gotta be kidding! Don't tell me a big guy like you has a thing for that hyperactive nympho? Elvis : rrrrRRRRrrrrr......Get ready cabron! (Elvis jumps out onto the battlefield in a very silly fashion.) Elvis : I'm gonna smoke you! It's time! Say hello to Viewtiful Elvis! HENSHIN! Gene : Fine with me! Hopefully you'll get some excercise! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Elvis : Oya! Amigo! You're just man, no? Listen to my last request eh? Gene : What is it? Elvis : Tell Shannon I was the bravest man you ever....... (Elvis has left the building.) Gene : Ya know, if you weren't a demon we coulda been friends. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Belze : Elvis has left the building. Shannon : No! Elvis? I'm not gonna cry over that! Azel : Heh! Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Belze : Do not mock a fallen member of this group! Azel : I'm just stating facts. If you've got a problem with it, say it NOW! Shannon : We can't be fighting amongst ourselves! There's no time for that! Belze it's my turn now! Belze : Get off my-......hmmm very well then, he's all yours! Shannon : Soon I'll introduce him as my housebroken pet! Meow! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ =========== | STAGE 6 | =========== Olivia : I ran across this earlier, I don't need it so it's yours. (Olivia hands Gene a scroll.) Gene : A gift? Didn't I ask you to stay here? Olivia : Well I need a favor in return. Gene : That explains the gift... Olivia : It seems some people have been forced into slavery by the demons. Gene : I feel their pain, I'm a slave too! (Olivia reintroduces us to the axe.) Gene : I uh think I made a mistake, the slave's got it easy! (Gene runs away in phear of t3h axe.) Olivia : (Sigh) He really is just a little kid. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (The Mad Midget Five are back!) Joker : FORMATIOOOOOOOOON.......Z! (Joker breaks up the formation and confronts Gene.) Joker : Time to shuffle up and deal, I've got a killer hand! Gene : (High pitched) I've got a killer hand! Joker : OOOOoooo! You're gonna get it! Gene : (High pitched) You're gonna get it! Joker : QUIT IMITATING ME! Gene : (Still High pitched) Quit mumblemumblemumble (Normal voice) Ahhh this is dumb! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Gene : Damn that's a long way down! (Shannon kicks him off the ledge, Gene hangs precariously off the edge.) Shannon : I didn't send you an invitation, did I? Gene : AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaah....... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Whip Lady : You're only allowed to stop working when you're dead! (SMACK!) Whip Lady : You must keep working! (SMACK!) Whip Lady : More than one of you should be enjoying THIS! (SMACK!) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Psychic Midget : You came here to kill me too huh!? Gene : Say what? Psychic Midget : AAAAAAA YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TRICK ME! TRY THIS ROCK UPSIDE YOUR HEAD! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Gene : We meet again. I've been looking for you... Shannon : I don't recall sending you an invitation. Admit it! You missed me didn't you? Gene : I'm here for the big guy! Shannon : Not interested in the last request of a dead man! I just need a REAL man who knows how to pleasure a woman! Gene : BIG GUY! WHAT IN THE WORLD DID YOU SEE IN THIS CHICA ANYWAY? Whatever. I'm sending her back to hell so she's all yours! Shannon : You are soo amazing! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Shannon : No! I'm not ready to die! Gene : Die? You're not gonna die! I'm just sendin' ya home. Shannon : But I still wanna have fun here! Gene : HAH! It's only fun to you! Well lookie here, everyone's come to say goodbye! Shannon : Worthless........WRETCHES! Gene : If you bump into the big guy in hell, tell him I said hi. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Azel : It looks like the ones you put so much faith in are gone. Belze : Foolish human! Finishing one worthless mortal is nothing! I don't need your help! I already have the power to fulfill our goals. Azel : Goals? You mean resurrecting Angra? A pointless excercise. We could easily rule this world together! Belze : Human, remember your place! Azel : Hmph! Do as you wish. I shall choose my own path. Belze : A path to ruin! Soon you'll be nothing more than an insect in the palm of my hand, hahahaha hahaahaha! Insect........HAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAhahahhaha........ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ =========== | STAGE 7 | =========== Gene : Well at least Olivia's not as bad as that crazy bitch. Huh? She went out again. (Three thugs suddenly burst into the room from all angles, Gene soundly beats them out the window and into the stratosphere) Gene : YEAH! (Look around the room) OLIVIA!? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Gene : I don't got any batteries for ya tinny! (Dr. Ion's back! He turns around and points at the fucking huge battery on his back before doing a silly pose.) Gene : Took a trip to the shop huh? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Great Sensei : Don't be so cocky....just because you defeated my student! Gene : You all right? Great Sensei : Prepare to experience my....secret technique! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Belze : So you are the God Hand. Gene : Where's Olivia? Belze : You've no need to worry. I want nothing to do with the girl. Gene : Wow. That was easy. So I guess you'll be giving her back then? Belze : Unfortunately, she isn't here. Maybe if you defeat me I'll tell you her location... Gene : And if I'm defeated, what happens then? Belze : Oh I'll let her go, safe and sound. Gene : You gotta be kidding! You expect me to believe a demon in a cheap suit? Belze : You have no choice! Your death will be just compensation for the crimes you have commited against my kind! Gene : My death? Dementia must be settin in! Hope they have a good nursing home in hell for ya! Belze : Very well... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Belze : I've.....failed.... Gene : Promise time! Give it up, where are you keeping Olivia? Belze : Go.....to the tower of Angra......the time.....should be right....before the glory.....of ANGRA! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ =========== | STAGE 8 | =========== Gene : This is it. Hang on Olivia. [Note - Been a while since I watched this scene, so this is just a guess] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Angra: All my servants, rise from your hellish domiciles. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ =============== | FINAL STAGE | =============== Gene : Olivia! Azel : It's useless! Gene : Devil Hand. Give her back! Azel : We'll just have to see who she chooses. Ah Olivia, my newly wedded wife. Possessed Olivia : One chose the power of a demon, the other chose the power of a god, the power of the God Hands. Now is the time to decide which has fate on it's side! Gene : What did you do to her? Olivia! Azel : She's nothing but a puppet now, poor thing. Gene : Why'd you bring her into this!? Azel : I want the God Hand! I want to complete myself with the power within it. She is simply bait, bait for Angra's resurrection! Gene : Bait huh? Beware of what you hook! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Azel : Hmph! That's your best? Enough of this silly game! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Azel : Unbelievable! God truly favors this idiot! Gene : What'd you expect? The only one rooting for you is probably Angra himself! Azel : AAAAH! The catalyst for Angra's return was inside of me?! Gene : Shit! Belze set me up! Azel : LEAVE ME BE! I'LL NEVER BOW TO YOUR WILL, DEMON! (Azel rips off his God Hand! He tosses it to Gene.) Azel : Take it! I don't want it anymore! Gene : Amazing! So this is their true power! (Angra is revived!) Angra : Fool! Do you realise how powerful I am? Gene : Sorry I woke ya! Don't worry, I'll tuck ya back into bed! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Gene : May the light of good shine on his soul through these.......GOD HANDS! (Angra gets his ass handed to him! Gene then proceeds to see if Olivia is okay.) Gene : Olivia, OLIVIA! Oliva : Gene! Gene : Thank god you're okay! Olivia : Angra....... Gene : He's takin' a really........really long nap! Olivia : Azel....... Gene : Angra was inside of him. Olivia : Then he was manipulated as well. Gene : Everyone has shadows inside their souls. I guess he let Angra set up shop in the darkness of his shadows. Olivia : That means.....there might be another Azel someday. Gene : It's possible. Olivia : Now we have two of these God Hands to defend! Gene : Huh?! Olivia : Come on! "OLIVIA!" You were worried about me! Gene : Maybe I shoulda taken care of you too! Olivia : OW! What are you doing? Gene : Huh? Nothin' happened. Olivia : Why would something happen to me!? I think you should give those arms BACK! (Oh noes! T3h Axe! Gene does a runner!) Olivia : Get back here tough guy! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ - The End -